notalwaysthevillian:

the-incedible-sulk:

dailylogandoodle:

You guys keep suggesting all these different names for deceit but how about every time he introduces himself or someone asks him what his name is he says a different name EVERY time (‘declan’ ‘dorian’ ‘damien’) and nobody actually knows what his real name is

Oh my gosh this is genius. And as time goes on the names just get more and more unbelievable. That would be so funny

“Deceit, I am begging you, give us your real name!”

“That’s so sad, my name is Despacito.”

Virgil: We need to lie, Patton get Despacito