listen. I love him and his Zubat boyfriend so much. McMuffins and the unnamed Zubat (maybe his name is Big Mac?) are the blog mascots and are perfect.
HIS NAME IS BIG MAC. MAC FOR SHORT. THE TRAINER WORKS THERE BECAUSE HIS ZUBAT LOVES BIG MACS SO MUCH THAT HE NEEDS THE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.
consider: Big Mac is a bisexual trans boy and he and his gay Koffing boyfriend get sweet employee discounts from their McDonald’s cashier trainers
Excellent. The McMuffin and Big Mac cinematic universe (or the MMABMCU, if you will) is truly a compelling, complete and heartwarming tale of a gay smoke ball and a trans, bisexual bat getting discounts for their food of choice. (Also their Trainers are WLW and in love.)
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