michaelches:

“how was school today?”

“it was good but someone pushed tyler off the seesaw”

“and where were you?”

“i was over on the bench”

“and what did you do?”

“nothin’ i was over on the bench”

“but you saw what happened?”

“yeah cause i was over on the bench”

“so you saw what happened and you did nothing”

“yeah cause i was sitting over on the bench”

“lemme ask you this,, in nazi germany,, when people saw what the nazis were doing and they did nothing, were those good people?”

“aw no, those are bad people you gotta stop the nazis-“

“yeah but you saw what they were doing to tyler and you did nothi-

“CAUSE I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH”

and then my dad said to me this,, he said,

“how are you better than a nazi?”

then my mom said

“i made a salad with craisins!”

and the conversation ended