“I slashed, and I missed. And then I slashed again. And then I missed. And then I slashed, and then I slashed, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I slashed. And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I slashed. And then I missed. And then I was out of TP. And then I got sad. I had a Dark Candy, And then I passed out in the grass. Then I woke up, and then I recharged. And then I slashed. And then I missed. I missed again. I slashed. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another Dark Candy. I had a dream that I was slashing something. I missed. I reached into my inventory for another Dark Candy, I missed. I got the Manual, I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short? Missed.”
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