squorkalart:

Pokémon and DuckTales

If Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby and Lena were all Pokémon trainers who would be their Pokémon companion?

Huey would benefit from a Pokemon like Sylveon or Blissey, who are known to give off calming auras and help with anxiety.

A good Pokemon for Louie would be a Minccino! It’s known for cleaning up after its trainers, which I think our lazy lad would appreciate.

Dewey would like a Pokemon would would be excitable and up for adventure! Jolteon and Vigoroth come to mind immediately for most, but Meowth are also known for being adventurous and occasionally mischievious.

Webby would probably like a Pokemon who would be active, but could help with her research! What comes to mind is Smeargle, which could help with her ‘conspiracy walls’ as it is an artistic Pokemon. I also think of Growlithe, which is a high-energy Pokemon that could keep up with her antics!

I would say a good match for Lena would be Espeon. They give off the same ‘mysterious but beautiful’ vibes, plus, Espeons’ physic powers would help Lena with her alterior motives from the first season (I believe it was the first season anyway)?

so i’ve been watching gay-ra on netflix and

spaceship-amie:

i love that this series has a cute girl for every shade of queer woman out there like

you want cute tough magical swordwomen? here ya go

but wait? you want more? glimmer is your gf who will protecc but ALSO attacc and is an aries tbh

you got the cinnamon roll flower gf

the bisexual mermaid gf

your gf who is better with technology than you are

your monster gf who could benchpress you and is actually just a sweetheart

and then don’t gET mE STARTED on catra who is basically just the amalgation of everything that is gay 

like let’s run down the list:

has a complex love/hate relationship with the heroine ☑

is a cat girl (which is basically trans culture lbr) ☑

wears suits ☑

this series.

could not.

be any gayer.

(i, for one, am happy that netflix is supporting the gay agenda.)

chancethereaper:

chancethereaper:

notlostonanadventure:

crylie:

urulokid:

brookeawooka:

unpicasso:

mutant-aesthetic:

liquored-up-rifleman:

mutant-aesthetic:

zahnegott:

wroughtornot:

did-you-kno:

On the Pottermore website,
J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop.
There’s an excerpt about the Chamber
of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need
toilets because they ‘simply relieved
themselves where they stood,
and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

fuck this is b a d

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

The what?

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

how do you delete someone elses post

I am in tears

Joe what the fuck did you make me read

This gotta be fake

They literally have bathrooms in Hogwarts like theyre pretty important to the plot too did jk just forget about that? The bathroom where myrtle lives (she literally dives into a toilet)? The prefects bathroom? How can she claim there’s no bathrooms??? this post gave me mesothelioma and I feel entitled to compensation

JW Rowling shut the fuck up challenge: EPIC FAIL!!! MUST WATCH!!