How dare you come into my inbox and accuse me of something like that! Not only is it assumptive but invasive and rude. Of course I don’t read that nonsense. I have no reason to read anything even remotely like that. My feelings toward Shelldon as a character are professional. I simply respect him as a physicist, the show’s sense of humor, and nothing more. I think he is intelligent and funny and physically acceptable. That does not mean I have any other feelings for him in any nature other than platonic. I read stories that are intellectually stimulating and keep my brain occupied. I do not read “x reader” fiction, because those kinds of stories usually only serve one purpose, and that purpose is something that is absent from me and my life as an intellectual. I do not need anything like that to make me feel complete or satisfied. I am happy as an individual and never have any sort of thoughts that would physically connect me with any other living being. So no I do not read Shelldon X Reader, they are badly written and do not even capture his character very well or stay true to his canon personality. So think next time before you walk in my message box and make such accusations.
And for the record people who read erotic fanfiction or consume pornography are only making themselves miserable by putting that energy into something non-existent and intangible. It is a pathetic and embarrassing act to engage in, especially regularly. The same applies to the act of masturbation in general, it is patheticness in it’s truest form- the lowest of the low humiliating and I am secondhand embarrassed by those who regularly read and create such content. Reading it is the lowest of all, because there are other things one could choose to read- intelligent things. That is why I never have and never will consume anything within that genre, I feel sincerely sorry for anyone who does. I’m sorry you spend your free time like this. I will never read erotica, I have never read it, I have not even a sliver of desire that would compel me to go anywhere near that genre. I do not have those kinds of feelings. I have no needs to be satisfied by erotica. I never will have those needs or feelings, I never have and will never have them. In summary you are wrong.
honestly phil’s fainting was the most powerful shitpost energy sequence of events i’ve ever heard. it’s a fucking fever dream like it’s 5am and you faint and decide to STAND BACK UP and then die again and start calling for the only other person around and just yell “I FELL OVER” and just “what the fuck” and then imagine walking in to see your best friend on the floor and just “i fainted. now i want toast” AND THEN YOU EAT TOAST AND GO BACK TO SLEEP?? LIKE?? IT OBVIOUSLY WASNT FUNNY AT THE TIME BUT IN HINDSIGHT THE ENTIRE THING IS SO FUCKING WILD IT’S HILARIOUS
Are you all gonna scroll past without saying hello to my plants? 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱
hello plants!!!!!!
Hello, plants, I hope you’re having a nice day!
Just caught a shiny Clefairy while watching TheSupremeRk9s’ shiny-hunting stream!! I named him Glimmer, after princess Glimmer from the new She-Ra! (I know he’s a boy and Glimmer is a girl, but gender is fake because I said so)
I was checking out at Walmart, and as I was reaching for my bags I said, “Happy Holidays!” And the cashier leaned in like she was sharing a secret and said “Merry Christmas.” So I smiled politely and said, “Blessed Yule!” And the look that spread across her face, you would have thought I’d literally stolen Christmas from her.
If you’re going to make a point of wishing me a happy whatever-you-celebrate, I’m going to make a point of wishing you a happy whatever-I-celebrate, and if you think that’s wrong you should consider getting “hypocrite” tattooed across your forehead.
It’s that time of year again
A post I made has officially become an “it’s that time of year again” post and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t honored
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