disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

bubblybikerides:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev’r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

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@shadowforce25

“Can i privee recieveth a waffle?” Bitch this took me out

usbdongle:

turkish-delightful:

detached1026:

turkish-delightful:

How could you be against free college. Like if I think about student loans for more than a few minutes I think about jumping off a cliff have some pity damn

Because hundreds of thousands of people have already paid for their tuition. Should they be reimbursed? It’s not fair to the people who have already paid/ are paying for college. That’s why.

Yeah I love thinking how my kids are gonna cry and have panic attacks because of the heavy student loans they’re gonna have just because they want to go to a good school. Yeah I really want them to suffer just like I did bc yknow I paid why should they have it any easier than me?? I don’t want America to be better than I found it. Fuck future generations.

i dont think we should use cars because it’s not fair to the people who had to travel via horseback. should they be resurrected with necromancy and allowed to apply for a drivers license?  think logically here

turing-tested:

morbidtch:

turing-tested:

morbidtch:

turing-tested:

yall all say “go outside” when it comes to kin drama but you havent seen SHIT until yiuve seen honest to god irl kin drama. you dont even fucking know what you’re telling these weirdos to do

if anyone needs reference i once got into an irl kin fight (NOT just kin drama) and lost a good eighth of my hair and almost lost 2 teeth (my mouth was BLEEDING)

so yeah dont fuck with kinnies

you cant just say that and not say what the kin fight was about holy shit

lets just say watching the barbie fairytopia movie for 5 hours straight and then calling bibble a “hot piece of ass” to a barbiekins face does not end well

if you tried to show this post to anyone 50 years ago they would have internally combusted

amazingjefferson:

redwoodriver:

me, going to my therapist in 2022: i don’t know… I’ve been feeling kind of, you know, unhealthily narcissistic lately, and my manic and depressive streaks have been manifesting themselves as alcoholism a majority of the time. :/ 

therapist: hm. in my professional opinion, i’m going to diagnose you with Tony Stark kin. If the  depression ramps up further, come in next week so we can see about getting you a Sans kin diagnosis.

this post grabbed me by my left leg and swung me like a baseball bat into a wall and I now have 2 weeks to live

catsi:

catsi:

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move