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garashirs:

garashirs:

people who act like they’re oppressed for shipping fictional characters are some of the most annoying dumbasses this site has ever produced tbh

me: pedophilia and incest, whether in real life or depicted in fiction, are objectively bad things

freaks on this site: smh these antis 💅 shipperphobia never sleeps 😞

seldnei:

Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.

polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

banahbanah:

desidesidesi:

logicalparafox:

minimalistgrufti:

great-tweets:

literally what the fuck

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL.

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

maetyu-y:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

gayforuniversalhealthcare:

I’m SCREAMING some Dude came into my work and I work in a shop so obviously I gotta help him?? And he starts a conversation so I gotta talk right?? And I can’t for the life of me remember how this happened but I said the word ‘dudebro’

And then he looks at me and goes, 100% seriously

“Um, you shouldn’t say that. You know that dudebro is a slur, right?”

#the jocks are oppressed

ok so I was telling my dad abt this post bc I think saying dudebro is a slur is a ridiculous. Then my dad, looking me straight in the eye, tells me that bro is a slur. This man was 100 serious. I’m loosing my god damn mind over this I am NOT ok

alolagirl:

is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet:

i-might-look-fly:

is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet:

pokemon red and blue are the skyrim of pokemon

Explain

– keeps getting re-released no matter how much the community wants something new in order to appeal to a vocal minority

– dragons

-there’s a new glitch every time u turn a corner

runcibility:

I would actually pay for a cable subscription just to watch this

beachdeath:

a rich girl i knew in high school just made a facebook status talking about how “unsafe” her new neighbourhood is and relating a story of how she’d discovered a homeless man sleeping in the stairwell and called the fucking cops on him and all of the comments were like, “omg that’s so scary i’m so sorry you had to go through that” what wildly different moral universes we occupy

taylor-and-ed-laying-in-bed:

elizabeththevampireslayer:

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

When I took human anatomy, all the boys were *thrilled* to hold the breast implants, but when the professor brought out the jar of preserved penises we had no male volunteers to handle them. THEN she brought out the penis that had been dissected to show the different canals (it split into three more-or-less even sized pieces) and I think 3 boys went straight down like a sack of potatoes. Several more followed when she started pulling it apart and holding it up for the whole class to see. It was like that scene in Dracula Dead and Loving it where Mel Brooks is trying to gross out the med interns. Like, literally. It was hilarious.

Bonus: my anatomy professor (who is a woman) informed me that she had not once, in her 20 years of teaching the class, had a female fainter. Women are hardcore.