ive been thinking of making this for literal years pls just fucking take it
Tag: funny
miku reads her own tweets
I can’t believe I spent time on this
Anyways, happy birthday Miku
at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked
oh fuck
Y’all mind if I chime in?
my trying to relate to my son: that’s so un-fortnightly of you
son, that C+ on your last math test is so cringe
son, your band practice is like ASMR to my ears
Son you wanna go yeet the baseball with your old man
“It was cool until it was ME”
“It was cool until it was ME”
“It was cool until it was ME”
this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.
Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you. I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

Spoiler alert: You can’t.
Brain is also an orb of confusing and vague responses to seemingly simple questions









