lieutenant-sapphic:

hey-im-anxiety:

werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

venake:

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

bonepoem:

Media: Millennials and Gen Z kids are killing *BLANK* industry!

Millennials and Gen Z kids:

lesbwian:

Me in every conversation

blendinblandin:

when your blog has an inconsistent theme:

brolokhov:

i feel like bo burnham did the exact opposite of sell out. like his early stuff is pretty tacky run-of-the-mill edgy™ comedy which was his way of breaking into the business but now he’s just like “hey do you guys want to hear about how celebrities are products manufactured by a capitalistic society preying on the marginalized also art is dead *funky synth noise*”

paininthejas:

THAT is big dick energy

Cards Against Humanity buys piece of the U.S. border so Trump can’t build his wall

negativeblue:

redandpointy:

theopenscroll:

scullyseviltwin:

I just needed to share this with… you know… the world.

If you donate they’ll send you presents

#teamCondor

Their FAQ though

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I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’RE GETTING POLITICAL. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STICK TO CARD GAMES?

Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?

I’D LIKE TO CANCEL MY ORDER.

We’d like to cancel the 2016 election, but neither of us is going to get what we want.

root-deer:

Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water