gen-zee:

Okay

Literally the worst question you can ask a gen z is “if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?” because they’d either respond with a) lol i’d jump off a bridge without my friend or b) yes bc of my friend suffered id suffer too In this essay i will-

outcast-witch:

“Aw man I can’t wait until we get a new WiFi router. This one is awful”

*insert snobby gen X voice* “ha you probably don’t even know how to live without WiFi”

No you fuckwit all my homework is online and I would, in fact, like to pass my classes. Also, I read more books that you do, jackass.