disappointed-pero-not-surprised: bubblybikerides: marshmallowfrootloops: covertplantigrade: subtly-shakespearean: the-start-of-something8059: i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite: “Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev’r gonna cease loving thee… wench” @shadowforce25 “Can i privee recieveth a waffle?” Bitch this took me out
tumblr_pdelwxikue1so7zhe polyglotplatypus: please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
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