throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard
a straight person, inevitably: idk, don’t you think it’s kinda weird that now it’s the gay people that are oppressing straight people? like, I support gay rights, but reading these kinds of jokes makes me feel like I’m the biggest victim on the planet, and nobody has it worse than me…
jessie’s girl // mary lambert | whatever you like // anya marina | can’t help falling in love // hayley reinhart | girls like girls // hayley kiyoko | midway // bad bad hats | night go slow // catey shaw | i do adore// mindy gledhill | jenny // studio killers | you picked me // a fine frenzy | nobody love // tori kelly | sing to me // mary lambert | she keeps me warm // kat robichaud | sum of our parts // mary lambert | i love you // beatrice eli | she // jen foster | skinny love // birdy | everyone is gay // a great big world | explosion // zolita | i didn’t just kiss her // jen foster | only a girl // gia | boyfriend // tegan and sara | ghost // halsey | girlfriend // icona pop | tee shirt // birdy
I feel like everyone who has listened to I Kissed A Girl and gotten upset at how shitty it is needs to listen to I Didn’t Just Kiss Her by Jen Foster. It’s a song she wrote in response to I Kissed A Girl, and is from the perspective of the girl that Katy Perry supposedly kissed. It’s also really. Really fucking gay.
In the end, the girl has to go back as the moon. As she disappears, the princess cries, covering her face. A single tear falls onto the ground and starts glowing yellow…
The princess joins the girl in the sky; the sun and the moon.
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