If you guys haven’t seen @corvidfriend’s scene Originalshipping AU….. Now you have. You’re welcome.

A few headcanons for the AU:

  • Red says OwO, XD and UwU out loud
  • Green actually has serious issues but nobody takes him seriously because of how he dresses
  • Red says “I wasn’t consumed by the gay agenda; I AM the gay agenda!” a lot
  • Green blushes from his ears so he grew his hair out so it sort of covered them
  • Red flirts with Green sometimes, thinking Green’s straight, to be funny
  • Green is Very Not Straight but is also Very In The Closet
  • Green’s first “official” act of rebellion was getting piercings without his grandpa’s permission
  • Red loves saturated, bright colors
  • Green also has his tongue pierced
  • They are mutually romantically pining for each other but refuse to confess because they are gay dumbasses
  • Seriously; someone get Green a freaking therapist
  • Red is constantly loud and attention-seeking because his mom is often busy
  • Green makes “I crave death” jokes and nobody knows if he’s kidding or not
  • Red killed cringe culture with his own two hands probably