honestly phil’s fainting was the most powerful shitpost energy sequence of events i’ve ever heard. it’s a fucking fever dream like it’s 5am and you faint and decide to STAND BACK UP and then die again and start calling for the only other person around and just yell “I FELL OVER” and just “what the fuck” and then imagine walking in to see your best friend on the floor and just “i fainted. now i want toast” AND THEN YOU EAT TOAST AND GO BACK TO SLEEP?? LIKE?? IT OBVIOUSLY WASNT FUNNY AT THE TIME BUT IN HINDSIGHT THE ENTIRE THING IS SO FUCKING WILD IT’S HILARIOUS
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