Tag: pokemon

sneasels:

my body physically can not handle seeing “I don’t acknowledge any Pokémon past the original 151” like,,, not only are you not allowed to have an opinion ever again, but you are clearly the most boring type of person

If you guys haven’t seen @corvidfriend’s scene Originalshipping AU….. Now you have. You’re welcome.

A few headcanons for the AU:

  • Red says OwO, XD and UwU out loud
  • Green actually has serious issues but nobody takes him seriously because of how he dresses
  • Red says “I wasn’t consumed by the gay agenda; I AM the gay agenda!” a lot
  • Green blushes from his ears so he grew his hair out so it sort of covered them
  • Red flirts with Green sometimes, thinking Green’s straight, to be funny
  • Green is Very Not Straight but is also Very In The Closet
  • Green’s first “official” act of rebellion was getting piercings without his grandpa’s permission
  • Red loves saturated, bright colors
  • Green also has his tongue pierced
  • They are mutually romantically pining for each other but refuse to confess because they are gay dumbasses
  • Seriously; someone get Green a freaking therapist
  • Red is constantly loud and attention-seeking because his mom is often busy
  • Green makes “I crave death” jokes and nobody knows if he’s kidding or not
  • Red killed cringe culture with his own two hands probably