
Tag: simon
the day baz got back
baz: and did my mother say anything else?
simon: she uh… she kissed me on the forehead and told me to give it to you
baz, voice cracking: o–okay
You know what I love about Snowbaz? After that first kiss, Simon doesn’t go into an angsty denial phase where he vehemently tries to forget what happened and is all “I’m not gay!” and “I hate you! That was a fluke!”
Nope. He’s just like: “Welp, I guess I’m in love with my mortal enemy now.” and proceeds to kiss the cross burn on Baz’s palm, boost him up emotionally, insist that he’s alive despite being a vampire, and ask to be his terrible boyfriend.
Fucking. Yes.
simon: for self-defense reasons, i’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely
penny: okay
baz: sure
simon: if you want to live give me all your money
penny: bold of you to assume that i have money
baz: bold of you to assume i want to live