remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today
ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself
Tag: thanksgiving
1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving!
6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.
Me: but did you mur-
Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school
12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!
College: It was genocide.
just sayin… i’m not against thanksgiving or anything
i see it as a great opportunity to celebrate all of the things that you’re thankful for and it really helps me gain perspective
however
if you celebrate it because you’re proud of its origins, i will politely escort you out the front door without a plate of food to take home
anyway HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE
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IM THANKFUL FOR ALL OF THE WONDERFUL FRIENDS I’VE MADE ON THIS SITE SO THANKS FOR MAKING MY ONLINE EXPERIENCE SO FUN AND ENJOYABLE 😭💖
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