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Author: ltriton
John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
- âI meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.â
- âI have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because Iâm probably gay based on the way I act and behave.â
- âI could never dress goth, and donât get me wrong. Iâm unhappy, itâs not that.â
- âIt is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.â
- âWhoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You canât keep burning the candle at both ends!â
- âI was raised Catholic. I donât know if you can tell that from the everything about me.â
- âI thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!â
- âWhat is college?â *incoherent babbling*
- âI was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?â
- âWhen I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.â
wow i love this
One of the truest things Iâve ever heard is that people who say theyâre âbrutally honestâ are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.
THIS.
My woman crush wendesday is every day and every gay.
i feel that, wonen are hot
Womans gorls⊠sexie.
females ladiesâŠprettityeuey
chicks⊠legendary. All of them.
guys never realize that.Â
Why play games though? Just come out and say no, donât seem to hard.
cause the word ânoâ is not in yaâll vocabulary.
- A woman says no, I donât want to go to prom with you, and gets stabbed to death.
- A woman says no, I will not sleep with you, and a man go on a shooting spree.Â
- A woman says no, I will not give you my number, and is shot outside the club.
- A woman says no, I donât want you to buy me a drink, and a man shattered a glass across her face.Â
- A woman say no, Iâm a lesbian, and a man shoots both her and her girlfriend while they slept in their home.
- A woman says no, I donât want to be with you any more, and a man stabs her to death and murders her dog.
- A woman says no, stop harassing these teenagers, and a group of men beat her to death with stones and bats, smashing her skull on the pavement.
- A woman says no, we arenât married any more, leave me alone, and a man shoots her to death.
- A woman says no, we work together but Iâm not interested in you romantically, and a man shoots her to death whilst sheâs working.Â
- A woman says no, I donât want to sleep with you, and a man rapes, murders and then hangs her from a tree.
- A woman says no, Iâm not interested, and a man slashes her neck open.
- A woman says no, I never cheated on you, and a man beats her.
- A woman says no, I want a divorce, and a man cuts her neck open and stabs her multiple times.
You want us to start telling you no? You donât want us to play games? Teach your fellow men to stop murdering us for it.
oh
I will always reblog this. Everyone should see it.
I would like to add:
- A girl says no, boy murders her (and several others) in a school shooting.
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