a straight person, inevitably: idk, don’t you think it’s kinda weird that now it’s the gay people that are oppressing straight people? like, I support gay rights, but reading these kinds of jokes makes me feel like I’m the biggest victim on the planet, and nobody has it worse than me…
john mulaney looked so stunned to win the emmy because now his immortal life is recorded in history, so 100 years from now when a historian asks him why he looks so much like that emmy award-winning comedian, he’s going to have to throw his money clip in order to distract them
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